Please Make Me A Salad

Submitted 6 years ago

I want a salad with freaking two patties with melted cheese and bacon
Instead of a few strips of crappy chicken
Gimme a grilled beef salad please
I don't want the beef chopped up
I want it grilled like it was goin on a bun with cheese melted and bacon stuck on it and I want it nestled on a fresh leafy salad
I want to choose how many patties get stacked on there
If I want a 6 patty beef salad thenI want it my way
I don't want to be tempted by eating the bun and pulling it off and having mayo and lettuce fall off everywhere and having to throw away the buns
I want it made for me n all Atkins dieters everywhere
Ask me if I want beef AND chicken on my freakin salad, lol I do
Sometimes
But sometimes your skimpy chicken bits on your skimpy salads just ain't gonna cut it
Don't hate me cause I can't tolerate carbs
Gimme options
I love u BurgerKing!