Don't Flee To Canada To Live With The Eskimos

Submitted 7 years ago

When you have cable, you get frustrated. When you get frustrated, you drive recklessly. When you drive recklessly, you get the attention of law enforcement. When you get the attention of law enforcement, you try to see if you can get away. When you try to see if you can get away, you flee to Canada. When you flee to Canada, you lay low and avoid civilization. When you lay low and avoid civilization, you are forced to live with the eskimos. Don't be forced to live with the eskimos.