An Offer For Your Commercial

Submitted 7 years ago

Dear Match.com...Having viewed your commercial with Jackie, (in the denim jacket) I have an offer for you. As a widowed senior, and a respectful gentleman, if your service will arrange a date for me with Jackie, I will be the talent on your next commercial without compensation. My resume can be seen on FB. (xxx) Thank you for such an enjoyable commercial with Jackie, who definitely is not in need of matchmaker services.(PS..My daughter says I cannot date anyone younger than her, but since Jackie seems so nice and not a gold-digger (my daughter's term) I think she would relent for my happiness) Yours truly, (xxx)