Get Zany Wid’ It

Submitted 3 years ago

More of an advert idea. Went to Subway recently and ordered a decked out spicy assed sandwich- hot sauce, jalapeños, habernero sauce, everything possible. Got home and realized the little old lady behind me had gotten my sub sandwich and vice versa. I got her plain meat and butter one. I couldn't help picturing it being life-changing for her - her hair suddenly being dyed purple, punk rock clothes, and she's dancing down the street to cool music having her tastebuds brought to life.